MTV’s new series, Maui Fever, is more along the lines of a Maui headache or a Maui migraine. How many different ways can you display crazy, slutty, burnt, horny, and unknowingly spoiled adolescents before you run out of ideas?

Apparently for MTV – there are INFINITE possibilities. Laguna bred the Hills which birthed Twenty Four Seven, which disappeared and was kidnapped to bring you Maui Fever. I’m over it. Doesn’t MTV stand for “Music Television”. With TRL on its way out the door due to lower than low ratings, can MTV stake any claims to being musically involved?

Survey says not.