Thomas Daniels might have impressed Simon, Paula and Randy during last night’s “American Idol,” but some real judges obviously weren’t to AMUSED over several criminal charges, including drunk driving. In 2004, Daniels was convicted of DUI in Clackamas, Oregon and in December 2005, Daniels was arrested again; this time for hit and run. He was sentenced to a one-year alcohol diversion program and a $680 fine for the DUI and we aren’t sure of what the punishment was for the hit and run. The only thing this DAMN CRIMINAL could say was “I was young and dumb and drinking and driving.” WE SECOND THAT!